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Some Hilarious Jokes

Are you bored? Well I was bored too. So, I decided to post some very funny jokes for you and me to laugh at. Please share these jokes with your family and friends to let them have a laugh too. So, not wasting much of your time, the following are the jokes for today :-

Joke - #01

Judge to man : Why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover dead for that would be more reasonable for you to commit the crime.

Man : Because its better to shoot my wife once than to shoot a man every month.

Joke - #02

Two friends were talking to each other.

1st Friend : You told me that you and your wife did not have a fight since you are married. How did you manage to do that man. That is pretty difficult?

2nd Friend : This is a short story. When we went for honeymoon to Switzerland, my wife sat on a horse. The horse kicked her and she fell down.

She told the horse - "That was one!"

Then she again sat on the horse, but the horse kicked her again.

She said - "That was two!"

She again sat on the horse, but the horse kicked her very hard.

Then she took out her revolver and shot the horse dead filling 6 bullets from the revolver into the horse and said - "That was three!"

I was shocked. I told her "Have you totally lost your mind. You just killed that horse!!"

She looked at me and told me - "THAT WAS ONE!" and from that day, we never had a fight.

Joke - #03

One night, at 12 A.M, a man knocked the door of a stranger.

The man told the stranger : "I would be thankful to you if you help me to push"

The stranger was sleepy, so he told him to go away and went back to bed. But later, he realized that he should have not done that for one day, he could too be in that situation. So he opened the door. He could not find that man. But still he shouted - "Hey! do you still need my help to push?"

The man shouted - "Yes! I would be thankful to you if you help me to push"

The stranger again shouted - "O.K. But where are you?"

The man shouted - "I am here in the garden, on the swing"

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This was the end of today's funny jokes. I will publish some more jokes if you like them.